DJ… (What?)

So I’ve spent many oh nights at my brothers place these past few weeks. Usually we sit around watching TV or playing PS2. We laze about doing absolutely nothing for hours on end. It’s our way of spending more time with each other, really.

Over the past while I always had this software called ‘Virtual DJ’. One night last week I busted the software out while my brother was playing his gajillionth hole on Tiger Woods golf. He actually said I was pretty good. I did a few mashups, and was just fucking around with transitions. Anyways, we did this for a few nights and I’ve grown to really enjoy it.

So that’s it. It’s my new hobby. Being a DJ. With my decent and fairly wide knowledge of music I can probably throw a pretty good dance party.

We went to the Social last Thursday and I watch Jazz and Justin Perrof (sp?) using Serato, a similar, and probably more popular program.

What’s really fucking cool is you can get these special vinyl records, and hook it up on regular turntables to the software, and you can use these records to adjust the speed and align beats, live, on your screen.

Last night, I discovered Virtual DJ does the same thing for about half the price.

I probably won’t shell out for turntables, mixer, and controller just yet. I’m gonna fuck around with the software more, and get some practice with live audiences in Korea.

But now, I’ll need a DJ name.

Will I use the abbreviation ‘DJ’ in my DJ name a la DJ Shadow?
Should I use some sort of peculiar spelling of some ambiguous word a la MSTRKRFT?
Should I add some sort of cool verb to my real name a la Mixmaster Mike? (Side question: Is mixmaster mike’s name really mike?)
Perhaps something downright crude, preventing me from making any kind of mainstream popularity, like ‘DJ-Fuckyea’?

What if I was ‘DJ-Sun’. Because that way it sounds like they’re say ‘D-Jason’. or ‘The-Jason’.

… that’s actually kind of clever. I’m happy I thought of that.

Ideas?

January 16th, 2007 | Life

9 comments

woah.. woah… how about “DJ What’s In Yo’ Mouf”

Where’s Fez at?

Comment by Angelo — January 20, 2007 @ 2:43 am

You need something more provacative…something to get peoples attention. There are just too many DJ’s out there. Here are my best idea’s. DJ-Abortion,
DJ-Date-Rape, DJ-What’s-in-my-pocket and my favorite
DJ-ChristFucker.

Comment by Mike — January 19, 2007 @ 12:05 am

oh, no no no. Simon has..what’s that called?…. right, experience. Much too intimidating, thanks. I’m like, *just* getting started.

Comment by Jason — January 17, 2007 @ 7:08 am

DJ Sun/San totally gets my vote. You should come jam (do DJs even jam?) with Simon sometime, and if you’re still around for our Carnival costume party in February, you’re more than welcome to have your world debut there.

Comment by Darlene — January 17, 2007 @ 4:33 am

I like DJ San.

it’s like, TRIPLE entendre.

DJ-SAN = Mr. DJ = the-Jason

Comment by Jason — January 17, 2007 @ 4:13 am

Craig suggest :

D-mutha-fuckin-jang.

but i think it sounds to proud.

Comment by Jason — January 17, 2007 @ 4:12 am

DJ-Sun is cool.

or JSNJNG. DJ JANG. or simply DJ.

Comment by Angelo — January 17, 2007 @ 1:29 am

I like DJ-Sun, I still can’t get over the cleverness.

The drummer of …Trail of Dead’s DJ name is DJ Fuckysuk

Comment by Sonja — January 16, 2007 @ 11:11 am

DJay ? DJ.Jay, DJAi (still says jay, bit Ai in japanese is ‘love’). Meh they’re all lame, Most of the DJ names are bad anyway.
DJ-sun sounds like, DJ-san in japanese, as in Mr. DJ. : )

Comment by Katie — January 16, 2007 @ 9:24 am