Sleepwalking
So I get home last night at 6am after a goodnight out, and crash HARD in bed. Naturally, I’m sleeping naked I don’t like sleeping too…clothed. Anyways, I ahd this bizarre dream that my coworker Joanna was sleeping over because she lost her keys, and Lina was sleeping in a chair.
So here I am going, “Holy shit, I must’ve gotten naked in my sleep! What do I do? Joanna and Lina are here. What the fuck?”
So then in the real world, I get up, wrap myself in a blanket, and walk over to my boxers. Then i drape the blanket over my head, squat, and put on my boxers. I’m all “phew” and go to take a piss.
I come out of the washroom,…huh? No Joanna or Lina. Man was I confused.
I even nicely placed the blanket over ‘Joanna’.
Update: I just went to take a shower, and I was also apparently dreaming about pissing in the toilet, because I definitely did not piss IN the toilet, but rather, ON the toilet seat. Gross. And Awesome.